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Everyone Poops

At this point my aunt returns, and Granny announces, “We gotta go back. The kid wants to poop.”
But that’s cool, ’cause my aunt is used to Granny’s brutal honesty. So we’re all laughing and saying “Yeah, let’s go, better out than in.”

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Do You Want to Save the World?

Because you can, if you want to. My personal approach to saving the world is focusing on two categories: Human Efforts Ecological Efforts Human Efforts:  It's a pretty grim situation: Twelve-year-old girls were kidnapped in Nigeria just because they went to school....

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The Ark of Likes

I've created a Facebook page (say whaaa?) Yes. Yes I did. And here's the deal: I'm making an ark of likes. That's right. The ark will be full at 100 followers, and I need your help to get there! You can click on my LIKE button in the sidebar --> OR, you can click...

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Writer Issues

Okay, time to write! I'll sit down on that chair and do my thing. Awesome! Everything flowing smoothly so far. I can totally do this! Just need to keep getting those pages out. OMFG! "45 ENGAGEMENT RINGS INSPIRED BY THE DISNEY PRINCESSES!" God damn you,...

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