Hey Everyone!

I have returned from beautiful AUSTRALIA! One month, several cities and lots of amazing experiences.

In Australia, I’ve learned something remarkable and unexpected:

Kangaroos and Koalas are overrated assholes.

The CUTEST animal in Australia is actually the QUOKKA. Here’s one for you.

I named her Epiphany because that's a cool name.

I named her Epiphany.

Quokkas are ADORABLE and they’re everywhere in Rottnest Island. So if you’re ever in Western Australia, make sure to drop by 🙂

But enough about the cute Quokkas.  It’s 2016, people!

Apart for some shitty stuff (like the passing of David Bowie and Alan Rickman), I’m hoping this will be a good year. And with every great year, we get some great goals!

So what are your goals for 2016?

Mine are simple: Publishing a few books without losing my mind.

who am I kidding? I lost my mind long ago…