We only had one real competitor in the contest (who knew people didn’t like dad jokes that much? Damn, ya’ll.)

Still, his contributions pretty much made the whole contest. So here he is, the winner of the Ultimate Dad Joke Contest:

ZAK ZAKARYAS

 Congrats on being the best dad joker around!

And here’s your awesome certificate from the School of Dad Jokes : D

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