If You Could Be Any Fictional Character…

by C.S. Wilde | Jul 27, 2015 | Fun, Lifestyle, movies, series, Things I saw on the Internet, Uncategorized, Writing | 33 comments

…who would you be?

1st Place: Xena: Warrior Princess

Two words for you: warrior and princes. I rest my case.

2nd Place: Oh Captain, my Captain.

Boom.

3rd Place: Kvothe from the Kingkiller Chronicles

Because he’s smart and gorgeous and plain awesome.

4th Place: Olivia Pope

A main character who’s a strong, black woman? Yes. Yes, please.

5th Place: Rocket Raccon

First of all, I’ll need that guy’s leg.

How about you? If you could be any fictional character, who would you be?

33 Comments

Sophie Kat on July 27, 2015 at 2:48 pm

Mulan! <3 Brave, smart, beautiful singing voice, hero of China, and a handsome general by her side? Yes, I wanna be her!
- C.S. Wilde on July 27, 2015 at 2:54 pm
  
  Omg great choice!
- rebbit7 on August 10, 2015 at 4:46 pm
  
  Yesss! *high fives
The V-Pub on July 27, 2015 at 2:53 pm

Yes, Warrior Princess is an excellent choice! 😉 I’d have to say….Bond……James Bond. Especially if I were in a dating drought. 😀
- C.S. Wilde on July 27, 2015 at 2:55 pm
  
  You can’t go wrong with James Bond.
TiffanyCrystal on July 27, 2015 at 3:06 pm

I’ve already decided that it’d be too dangerous for me to ever be one of my favorite fictional characters. They’re all the level of badass that tend to make people pee themselves at the sound of their name. I already have the badass attitude, I don’t think there are ANY worlds that could handle it if I had the ability to back it up :X

That being said, Batgirl (because she gets a piece of Nightwing), River Song, River Tam, or…Janaelle Angeline. <3
- C.S. Wilde on July 27, 2015 at 3:14 pm
  
  Cool! But I thought Batgirl was gay? O_O
  - TiffanyCrystal on July 27, 2015 at 3:15 pm
    
    That’s BatWOMAN, lol. One of them, anyway. BatGIRL is Barbara Gordon… 😀
    - C.S. Wilde on July 27, 2015 at 3:22 pm
      
      ahaaaa
BunKaryudo on July 27, 2015 at 4:01 pm

If it could be temporary, I’d like to spend a couple of weeks as Jar Jar Binks. I’ve got a feeling that when I returned, being myself would no longer seem so bad.
- C.S. Wilde on July 27, 2015 at 4:11 pm
  
  Great point. It would indeed give you a whole new perspective in life.
Nicholas Conley on July 27, 2015 at 4:06 pm

I’m wanting to say Spider-Man, but then again, I’m not sure about the whole “dead uncle/dead parents/dead girlfriend/alien symbiote/best friend-is-a-supervillain” thing…
- C.S. Wilde on July 27, 2015 at 4:11 pm
  
  Nah, it’s cool, that doesn’t count. Otherwise I wouldn’t have picked Xena.
  - Nicholas Conley on July 27, 2015 at 4:28 pm
    
    Haha, good point!
phoenixgrey85 on July 27, 2015 at 5:28 pm

1 and 2 are brilliant choices. Love Xena. So kickass! 😀
- C.S. Wilde on July 27, 2015 at 5:50 pm
  
  Thank you ^_^
In My Cluttered Attic on July 27, 2015 at 7:18 pm

Bullwinkle Moose (of Moose and Squirrel fame). That way when I do something stupid, no one would ever question it, they’d just expect it. Takes the pressure off. 😀
- C.S. Wilde on July 27, 2015 at 7:20 pm
  
  Oh, can I be squirrel?
  - In My Cluttered Attic on July 27, 2015 at 7:29 pm
    
    Why not! Just watch out for Boris and Natasha. Now I can’t say for sure, but I think they have it in for us. Ever since I tried to pull that rabbit outta my hat, “Nothing up my sleeve…Pesto?” That was not how it was suppose to go. 😀
T.D. Donley on July 28, 2015 at 2:39 am

Great question! Xena is an awesome choice! Hmmmm…. I think Magneto (from. X-Men) or a Female Jedi knight. Someone who could manipulate universal energy with his or her mind! 🙂
thatscribbler on July 28, 2015 at 4:43 pm

Tony Stark! Come on, who doesn’t want to be a super-intelligent and funny billionaire with cool gadgets and flying, BOOM-BOOM suits!?
- C.S. Wilde on July 28, 2015 at 5:10 pm
  
  Very good point!
- Grab the Lapels on July 28, 2015 at 6:19 pm
  
  But he also struggled with alcoholism and sever PTSD.
  - thatscribbler on July 29, 2015 at 1:19 am
    
    Ha! That he did. But… Suits!
    - Grab the Lapels on July 29, 2015 at 2:00 am
      
      True. I relate to him BECAUSE he suffered from anxiety.
Grab the Lapels on July 28, 2015 at 6:19 pm

Pffft, Linda Hamilton as Sarah Connor in Terminator TWO, of course. Have you SEEN her hold a semi-automatic?
rebbit7 on August 10, 2015 at 4:47 pm

Mulan and Roronoa Zoro from One Piece. Both incredibly kick-ass!
- C.S. Wilde on August 10, 2015 at 4:58 pm
  
  Both kick-ass choices!
A.B Mood on August 13, 2015 at 7:16 am

Susannah Dean from the Dark Tower Series written by Stephen King. If you haven’t read this series, C.S. dear, YOU’RE MISSING OUT! I’ve wanted to be Susannah since I was 14. A strong FIERCE black woman with split personality disorder, who is also a hotty and has a super affectionate/loving heart for her hubby, who fights bad guys and evil creatures, all the while being on a wheelchair! Yes, she’s also disabled! Yet so f*cking badass! Yesss!!
- C.S. Wilde on August 13, 2015 at 8:39 am
  
  Holy shit, I must read this!!
  - A.B Mood on August 13, 2015 at 11:21 am
    
    He/She who has not read Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter and The Dark Tower books has not known true storytelling! Yes its magnificence comes equal to that of Lord of the Rings! For the past 10 years producers and directors have been scared sh*tless to adapt these books to the silver screen, just because of its HUGE scale and complexity. But I’ve heard that after yearrssss of producers backing out of this huge project, Sony has finallllyy taken up the official rights for its production and its adaptation will span across both movies and subsequent TV series, so I suggest that you MUST read all seven books before 2017 :3
    - C.S. Wilde on August 13, 2015 at 12:46 pm
      
      Omg yaaaaas!!!
AmirhoseinGhazi on November 8, 2015 at 9:05 am

I prefer to be Stuart Redman in Stephen King’s STAND.