The Ultimate Dad Joke Contest Winner

We only had one real competitor in the contest (who knew people didn’t like dad jokes that much? Damn, ya’ll.) Still, his contributions pretty much made the whole contest. So here he is, the winner of the Ultimate Dad Joke Contest: ZAK ZAKARYAS  Congrats...

Everyone Poops

****This is a true story. I kindda wish it wasn’t, but it is.**** So me, grandma, and my aunt were going to a family event. We had just reached ground floor with the lift, when my aunt had to go talk to someone, leaving me alone with Granny. After a little while, I...