by C.S. Wilde | Jul 4, 2016 | Fun, Publishing, Uncategorized, Writing
So Eve tempted Adam to bite the apple and Adam, who was really horny, bit the apple so that Eve would give him a free pass into her highway, and both were banned from the Garden of Eden, and just before they left, God called Eve and said, “Thou has tempted thy brother...
by C.S. Wilde | Jun 26, 2016 | Fun, Uncategorized, Writing
We only had one real competitor in the contest (who knew people didn’t like dad jokes that much? Damn, ya’ll.) Still, his contributions pretty much made the whole contest. So here he is, the winner of the Ultimate Dad Joke Contest: ZAK ZAKARYAS Congrats...
by C.S. Wilde | Feb 8, 2016 | Fun, Lifestyle, Uncategorized, Writing
****This is a true story. I kindda wish it wasn’t, but it is.**** So me, grandma, and my aunt were going to a family event. We had just reached ground floor with the lift, when my aunt had to go talk to someone, leaving me alone with Granny. After a little while, I...