Ten Commandments

by | Mar 23, 2016 | Fun, Uncategorized | 7 comments

I think that if God had something against gay people, he’d have mentioned it in the ten commandments.

Like, Moses probably looked at the stones and asked, “Lord, what about homosexuals?”
And God said, “Nah, they cool, bruh.”

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7 Comments

  1. Beechmount
    Beechmount on March 23, 2016 at 7:14 pm

    Now, about those tablets- we only have his word for their existence, and the legion is written by his followers- so is the covenant, so is the bible, Well, whatever one want’s to believe.

  2. Aul
    Aul on March 23, 2016 at 8:05 pm

    I don’t think God would’ve said anything bad against homosexuals to Moses…but that doesn’t mean that homosexual ACTS are in accord with His plan for human sexuality. Just saying…

  3. The Opening Sentence
    The Opening Sentence on March 24, 2016 at 12:23 am

    Are we to believe Samuel L Jackson is god? I always thought it was Sean Connery. “Jusht a minute there, Moshes…”

    • C.S. Wilde
      C.S. Wilde on March 24, 2016 at 5:46 am

      Oooh Sean Connery would make a great God

  4. Simon
    Simon on March 24, 2016 at 10:21 am

    I’ve been thinking a bit about this lately and was going to do a blog post on it. It also doesn’t say anything about sex before marriage and a lot of other things. The only problem with this is that it could be argued to condone other acts which we deem unnaceptable.
    In any case Jesus gave us new commandments to love one another, not Judge and percsecute.

  5. A.B Mood
    A.B Mood on March 26, 2016 at 5:53 pm

    Hahaha “Nah they cool bruh” 😛 I so agree with ya 😀

  6. Deb
    Deb on April 6, 2016 at 1:28 pm

    I am with you on this. 100%