by C.S. Wilde | Feb 22, 2016 | Fun, Lifestyle, Uncategorized, Writing
I practiced Kung-Fu from ages fourteen to twenty-something. At my first Dojo, we practiced a mix of Kung-Fu and Muai-Thai, which is as badass as a monkey riding a unicorn and playing the violin version of “Total Eclipse of The Heart”. Now that’s badass. Anyway, we...
by C.S. Wilde | Feb 8, 2016 | Fun, Lifestyle, Uncategorized, Writing
****This is a true story. I kindda wish it wasn’t, but it is.**** So me, grandma, and my aunt were going to a family event. We had just reached ground floor with the lift, when my aunt had to go talk to someone, leaving me alone with Granny. After a little while, I...
by C.S. Wilde | Jan 25, 2016 | Fun, Lifestyle, Things I saw on the Internet, Uncategorized, Writing, Writing craft
Pretend it’s 2065 and you’re telling some random kids on the street that, “When I was your age, me and my bitches literally drank an entire keg of beer on our own. It was awesome, you guys.” And one kid rolls his eyes and says, “No one...
by C.S. Wilde | Jul 13, 2015 | Fun, Lifestyle, series, Things I saw on the Internet, Uncategorized
If you know me (okay, let’s put it differently: if you know Princess Kickass), you know we’re HUGE Star Trek: TNG fans. So here are the best Picard memes out there, just for you. Say it. To.My.Face. Yasssssss! I can’t even… Bitch, please....
