You Guys,

The Biles is one of the most amazing moves I’ve ever seen. It’s one of those things that leave your jaw hanging and your brain going nonstop, “holy shit,holy shit,holy shit!”

I mean just look at it!

If that’s not the living embodiment of the word awesome, I don’t know what is.

Simone Biles has kicked MAJOR ASS during the Rio Olympics. That girl is EXTRAORDINARY!

Also, much like the champions in old time stories, she got a kiss from a beautiful damsel, ahem, dude. Zac Effron, ladies and gentlemen.

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Chris Hemsworth, when I become the literary Simone Biles… I’ll be waiting.