THE ULTIMATE DAD JOKE CONTEST

by | Jun 20, 2016 | Fun, Things I saw on the Internet, Uncategorized, Writing | 17 comments

This might come as a surprise to you, but I’m not a dad. I know, I was shocked too. But it seems I’m a female and females cannot be dads, only moms. So lame.

Anyway, I LOVE dad jokes. They’re funny, brilliant, and not lame at all (sometimes). So I thought I’d share some with you today.

And at the end of the post you’ll get more details about

THE ULTIMATE DAD JOKE CONTEST

Here are some funny dad jokes to get your started

  • “[At Dad Jokes Anonymous meeting] Hi Everyone, I’m addicted to dad jokes.

[group relapsing in unison] Nice to meet you, addicted to dad jokes, we’re dads.”

  • “A big cat escaped it’s cage at the zoo yesterday. If I saw that I’d puma pants.”
  • “Don’t kiss your wife with a runny nose. You might think it’s funny, but it’s snot.”

But wait. This wouldn’t be a proper dad joke post without Rick Grimes, because he’s the king of bad dad jokes.

LOL Rick!

NOW ENTER THE

ULTIMATE DAD JOKE CONTEST

UnbenanntDrop your favorite dad joke in the comments to enter the ULTIMATE DAD JOKE CONTEST. Competitors will have their dad jokes posted on a poll and you will choose the winner!

The winner will get a certificate of BEST DAD JOKER. And if you’re like me, you don’t necessarily need to be a dad to join. So make sure to reblog and forward this to all dad joke lovers out there!

Twitter hashtag #ultimatedadjoke

17 Comments

  1. The V Pub
    The V Pub on June 20, 2016 at 4:32 pm

    Are you telling me there are jokes about dads? Is princess behind this? 😉

  2. C.S. Wilde
    C.S. Wilde on June 20, 2016 at 7:05 pm

    It’s a nice one : D

  4. driftinglexi
    driftinglexi on June 21, 2016 at 4:47 am

    Omg I love this post so much. I’ve seen loads of this images with Rick and Carl floating about, but you’ve shown me a couple of different ones and definitely cheered me up on my way to work, haha!

    • C.S. Wilde
      C.S. Wilde on June 21, 2016 at 4:49 am

      Then Im glad lol ^_^

  5. Opinionated Man
    Opinionated Man on June 22, 2016 at 12:04 am

    Wait… you aren’t a dad?!? lol 😉

    • C.S. Wilde
      C.S. Wilde on June 22, 2016 at 7:14 pm

      I know right? It shocked me too!

  6. Zak Zakaryas
    Zak Zakaryas on June 22, 2016 at 7:58 pm

    Triumph turned to tragedy when the scientist who successfully cloned the first human being pushed that same person out of a window for making inappropriate remarks. The police are charging him with making an obscene clone fall.

    • C.S. Wilde
      C.S. Wilde on June 22, 2016 at 8:01 pm

      Thats a great one!

      • Zak Zakaryas
        Zak Zakaryas on June 22, 2016 at 8:04 pm

        Scientists at NASA reported today that they had discovered feline life on Mars. Unfortunately, the Mars rover that discovered the specimen also ran over it just minutes later. Said one scientist “We were all really excited until Curiosity killed the cat.”

        • C.S. Wilde
          C.S. Wilde on June 22, 2016 at 8:15 pm

          Lool thats the dadest of all dad jokes

  7. Mon ☠
    Mon ☠ on June 24, 2016 at 4:16 am

    Coral! I didnt know it was a dudename. But I like how he keeps repeating it in the end

    • C.S. Wilde
      C.S. Wilde on June 24, 2016 at 4:03 pm

      Well, the name is Carl, but because the actor who plays Rick is Brittish, he drawls a lot on the name, and it ends up sounding like Coral lol

  8. garym6059
    garym6059 on July 22, 2016 at 8:04 pm

    Dammit I missed this one!