This might come as a surprise to you, but I’m not a dad. I know, I was shocked too. But it seems I’m a female and females cannot be dads, only moms. So lame.

Anyway, I LOVE dad jokes. They’re funny, brilliant, and not lame at all (sometimes). So I thought I’d share some with you today.

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Here are some funny dad jokes to get your started

  • “[At Dad Jokes Anonymous meeting] Hi Everyone, I’m addicted to dad jokes.

[group relapsing in unison] Nice to meet you, addicted to dad jokes, we’re dads.”

  • “A big cat escaped it’s cage at the zoo yesterday. If I saw that I’d puma pants.”
  • “Don’t kiss your wife with a runny nose. You might think it’s funny, but it’s snot.”

But wait. This wouldn’t be a proper dad joke post without Rick Grimes, because he’s the king of bad dad jokes.

LOL Rick!



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The winner will get a certificate of BEST DAD JOKER. And if you’re like me, you don’t necessarily need to be a dad to join. So make sure to reblog and forward this to all dad joke lovers out there!

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