This might come as a surprise to you, but I’m not a dad. I know, I was shocked too. But it seems I’m a female and females cannot be dads, only moms.
Anyway, I LOVE dad jokes. They’re funny, brilliant, and not lame at all (sometimes). So I thought I’d share some with you today.
And at the end of the post you’ll get more details about
THE ULTIMATE DAD JOKE CONTEST
Here are some funny dad jokes to get your started
- “[At Dad Jokes Anonymous meeting] Hi Everyone, I’m addicted to dad jokes.
[group relapsing in unison] Nice to meet you, addicted to dad jokes, we’re dads.”
- “A big cat escaped it’s cage at the zoo yesterday. If I saw that I’d puma pants.”
- “Don’t kiss your wife with a runny nose. You might think it’s funny, but it’s snot.”
But wait. This wouldn’t be a proper dad joke post without Rick Grimes, because he’s the king of bad dad jokes.
NOW ENTER THE
ULTIMATE DAD JOKE CONTEST
Drop your favorite dad joke in the comments to enter the ULTIMATE DAD JOKE CONTEST. Competitors will have their dad jokes posted on a poll and you will choose the winner!
The winner will get a certificate of BEST DAD JOKER. And if you’re like me, you don’t necessarily need to be a dad to join. So make sure to reblog and forward this to all dad joke lovers out there!
Twitter hashtag #ultimatedadjoke
Are you telling me there are jokes about dads? Is princess behind this? 😉
Always. Princess actually controls C.S. Wilde
I kind of thought that. 😀
It’s a nice one : D
Omg I love this post so much. I’ve seen loads of this images with Rick and Carl floating about, but you’ve shown me a couple of different ones and definitely cheered me up on my way to work, haha!
Then Im glad lol ^_^
Wait… you aren’t a dad?!? lol 😉
I know right? It shocked me too!
Triumph turned to tragedy when the scientist who successfully cloned the first human being pushed that same person out of a window for making inappropriate remarks. The police are charging him with making an obscene clone fall.
Thats a great one!
Scientists at NASA reported today that they had discovered feline life on Mars. Unfortunately, the Mars rover that discovered the specimen also ran over it just minutes later. Said one scientist “We were all really excited until Curiosity killed the cat.”
Lool thats the dadest of all dad jokes
Coral! I didnt know it was a dudename. But I like how he keeps repeating it in the end
Well, the name is Carl, but because the actor who plays Rick is Brittish, he drawls a lot on the name, and it ends up sounding like Coral lol
Dammit I missed this one!