by C.S. Wilde | May 16, 2016 | Fun, Lifestyle, Things I saw on the Internet, Uncategorized, Writing
wife: go see if the baby sleeping *walks into baby’s room* baby: corporations exploit our insecurities for profit me: no babe she woke af — updog (@uptowndogfunk) January 15, 2016 Best tweet in history.
by C.S. Wilde | Mar 23, 2016 | Fun, Uncategorized
I think that if God had something against gay people, he’d have mentioned it in the ten commandments. Like, Moses probably looked at the stones and asked, “Lord, what about homosexuals?” And God said, “Nah, they cool, bruh.” <img...
by C.S. Wilde | Feb 22, 2016 | Fun, Lifestyle, Uncategorized, Writing
I practiced Kung-Fu from ages fourteen to twenty-something. At my first Dojo, we practiced a mix of Kung-Fu and Muai-Thai, which is as badass as a monkey riding a unicorn and playing the violin version of “Total Eclipse of The Heart”. Now that’s badass. Anyway, we...
by C.S. Wilde | Jan 25, 2016 | Fun, Lifestyle, Things I saw on the Internet, Uncategorized, Writing, Writing craft
Pretend it’s 2065 and you’re telling some random kids on the street that, “When I was your age, me and my bitches literally drank an entire keg of beer on our own. It was awesome, you guys.” And one kid rolls his eyes and says, “No one...
