by C.S. Wilde | Aug 29, 2016 | books, Fun, Uncategorized, Writing
A lot of people have trouble dealing with form rejections, be that for a project, a job, a book, college, or pretty much anything in this world. Being an author, and therefore having some degree of experience in the matter, I figured it’s my duty to help people...
by C.S. Wilde | Jul 4, 2016 | Fun, Publishing, Uncategorized, Writing
So Eve tempted Adam to bite the apple and Adam, who was really horny, bit the apple so that Eve would give him a free pass into her highway, and both were banned from the Garden of Eden, and just before they left, God called Eve and said, “Thou has tempted thy brother...
by C.S. Wilde | Jun 27, 2016 | Fun, movies, Uncategorized, Writing
You guys, seriously, this movie is the best movie ever. Like, there’s this guy (Richard Harris) who accidentally kills a baby orca, and then Mamma orca is super pissed, because come on, wouldn’t you be pissed if someone killed your baby?Mamma orca had my vote from the...
by C.S. Wilde | Jun 26, 2016 | Fun, Uncategorized, Writing
We only had one real competitor in the contest (who knew people didn’t like dad jokes that much? Damn, ya’ll.) Still, his contributions pretty much made the whole contest. So here he is, the winner of the Ultimate Dad Joke Contest: ZAK ZAKARYAS Congrats...
by C.S. Wilde | Jun 20, 2016 | Fun, Things I saw on the Internet, Uncategorized, Writing
This might come as a surprise to you, but I’m not a dad. I know, I was shocked too. But it seems I’m a female and females cannot be dads, only moms. So lame. Anyway, I LOVE dad jokes. They’re funny, brilliant, and not lame at all (sometimes). So I...
