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It’s My Birthday Today
Yes, it has happened. I am older (though if we think about it, we're older every passing day, minute, and second, so, what gives? Idk, man.) Anyway, I have mixed feelings about my birthday. I mean, it's always a cool opportunity to take a day off and enjoy a sunny day...
The Awesomeness of Simone Biles
You Guys, The Biles is one of the most amazing moves I’ve ever seen. It’s one of those things that leave your jaw hanging and your brain going nonstop, “holy shit,holy shit,holy shit!” I mean just look at it!...
“Buy My Book Now,” said The Clueless Author
Why do some authors release a bland post when their book’s out, saying, “My book is out. Available on Amazon. Buy now!”
“Buy now?” Seriously?
Writing Is Anything But Easy
Picture a volcano on a major hang-over throwing up lava everywhere. Picture that little girl from the exorcist. No, actually, picture Donald Trump on an angry rant.
Stranger Things
I’m not joking. Stranger Things is what would happen if Steven Spielberg had met Stephen King for a couple of beers.
World of Warcraft: A Review + Wine. Lots of wine.
So I’ve recently watched World of Warcraft mainly because of this guy. Yes, my favorite viking stars in this movie. I hoped to see him naked, did not happen. Now that I pretty much ruined the movie for you, let’s do this.
Thus God Invented the Menstrual Cycle
So Eve tempted Adam to bite the apple and Adam, who was really horny, bit the apple so that Eve would give him a free pass into her highway, and both were banned from the Garden of Eden, and just before they left, God called Eve and said, “Thou has tempted thy brother...
ORCA -THE KILLER WHALE
You guys, seriously, this movie is the best movie ever.
Like, there’s this guy (Richard Harris) who accidentally kills a baby orca, and then Mamma orca is super pissed, because come on, wouldn’t you be pissed if someone killed your baby?Mamma orca had my vote from the start (sorry, Richard Harris.)
The Ultimate Dad Joke Contest Winner
We only had one real competitor in the contest (who knew people didn’t like dad jokes that much? Damn, ya’ll.) Still, his contributions pretty much made the whole contest. So here he is, the winner of the Ultimate Dad Joke Contest: ZAK ZAKARYAS Congrats...
THE ULTIMATE DAD JOKE CONTEST
This might come as a surprise to you, but I'm not a dad. I know, I was shocked too. But it seems I'm a female and females cannot be dads, only moms. So lame. Anyway, I LOVE dad jokes. They're funny, brilliant, and not lame at all (sometimes). So I thought I'd share...